Creature Feature! is a 2010 American ‘adult’ horror film. It was directed by Lizzy Borden aka Janet Romano (who also directed Cannibalism, a similar sex/horror crossover movie, in 2002). It stars Sunny Lake, Mark Zane, Anthony Rosano, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Tom Byron, Jennifer White, Andy San Dimas.
A surprising number of porn parodies are a lot of fun to watch, including Jonathan Morgan’s Double Feature (1999) which appears to have been the overall role model for this incompetent poverty-row portmanteau video, with Sunny Lane as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark introducing five hardcore vignettes (“The Bride of Fuckenstein”; “The Mummy – It Will Leave You Speechless”; “Count Dracula”; “The Wolfman”; “Night of the Fucking Dead Zombie!”) produced in what looks like one or two days with approximately $200 worth of Halloween props and costumes. You will find yourself fast-forwarding through most of it to end your misery.
Sunny Lane as the Hostess with the Mostess:
Evan Stone apparently doing a Rotwang-impersonation, though it may be coincidental, with Jennifer White as The Bride of Fuckenstein:
Gracie Glam as a Lara Croft-lookalike, with the mummy behind the cobweb though you can’t tell it’s there untill she kneels down to unwrap its member. You should have seen his face, but we don’t, as the camera never leaves the crotch area:
Anthony Rosano as Count Dracula in vampire cinema’s smallest cape:
Tommy Gunn as the Wolfman:
Mark Zane as Johnny and Andy San Dimas as Barbara. With a graveyard set consisting of one plastic gravestone leaned against a tree, this actually manages to make Plan 9 from Outer Space” look big-budget!
Look, there cums one of them now: The film’s producer Tom Byron as The Zombie:
Nicolas Barbano, Horrorpedia Guest Reviewer
