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A Nightmare on Elm Street toaster is the latest – and perhaps oddest? – merchandise to be sold as a tie-in to the slasher series.
Press release:
“He terrorized your dreams while you slept…and now Freddy Krueger haunts your breakfast when you wake up!”
“But don’t worry — while the Springwood Slasher may have felt the burn, your bread and bagels will only endure the perfect amount of heat, toasting the shape of Freddy’s signature bladed glove into each slice.”
“UL-tested and approved, our collectible toaster includes illuminated function buttons for Cancel, Reheat, and Frozen. The Nightmare on Elm Street logo appears on its stylish, glossy black finish. Watch out – it’s the bastard toast of a thousand loafs!”
Other A Nightmare on Elm Street products include:
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Buy 30th Anniversary 7″ action figure: Amazon.com | Amazon.co.uk
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Buy candy holder: Amazon.com | Amazon.co.uk
Buy pet costume: Amazon.com | Amazon.co.uk
Buy Freddy voodoo doll: Amazon.com
Buy lunchbox: Amazon.com | Amazon.co.uk
Fright squirter: Amazon.com
Buy tombstone: Amazon.com
Buy trivia game: Amazon.com
Buy shot glasses: Amazon.com
Buy clip-on plush: Amazon.co.uk
Buy Miss Freddy costume: Amazon.co.uk
Buy backpack: Amazon.co.uk
Buy Freddy figure: Amazon.co.uk
Buy mug: Amazon.co.uk
Buy makeup kit: Amazon.co.uk
Buy plush doll: Amazon.co.uk
Buy magnetic notice board: Amazon.co.uk
Cheers to Jeff at Drinkin ‘n Drive-In for inspiring this toasty post.
