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Scream – and Die! (1973)

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Scream – and Die! – promoted as Scream and Die – is a 1973 British horror thriller film directed by Spanish filmmaker José Ramón Larraz [as Joseph Larraz] (SymptomsVampyres; Deadly Manor) from a screenplay by Derek Ford (Corruption; Don’t Open Till ChristmasThe Urge to Kill). Production company Blackwater Film specialised in sex comedies and this was their only horror genre entry.

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The BBFC cut the UK release for an ‘X’ certificate on  30th August 1973, although their website provides no details of the censorship.

In the United States, Hallmark Releasing distributed the film as The House That VanishedPsycho Sex Fiend and Please! Don’t Go in the Bedroom.

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Main cast:

Andrea Allan (Dead of Night [TV series]; Vampira), Karl Lanchbury (Whirlpool; Deviation; Vampyres), Maggie Walker, Peter Forbes-Robertson (Island of Terror; Night, After Night, After Night; Doctor Who), Judy Matheson, Annabella Wood, Alex Leppard, Lawrence Keane, Edmund Pegge.

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Reviews:

“The film is filled with many telling visual motifs, including countless shots of people peering through windows and cameras that bring to mind Hitchcock’s Rear Window (1954). As a model, Valerie is constantly the subject of voyeurism from the photographer who takes her photos, the audience who watches her primp and pose and finally the director himself.” Kimberly Lindbergs, Cinebeats

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” … a strange entry into the world of British horror, more of an Italian giallo-style movie than a typically British horror film. It’s livened up by a few shocks and some very sexy scenes, but is an ultimately flat and uninvolving experience. As a lead actress, Allan is highly decorative, but sleepwalks through the whole film, seemingly unimpressed at the carnage going on all around her.” British Horror Films

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“The film is sharp. The mystery builds at a slow pace that will please the viewer depending on their taste. Regardless, it’s hard to beat a film that has a naked girl with a monkey! It’s a little strange and slightly erotic in intent.” Horror Domain

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“This is one of those illogical thrillers where you want to throttle the characters because of their stupidity. There is so much gratuitous nudity that eventually you may find yourself saying, “oh, no, here comes those boring boobs again.” Then again, you might not.” Gary A. Smith, Uneasy Dreams: The Golden Age of British Horror Films, 1956 – 1976

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“Whereas in his better films Larraz uses the ‘old dark house’ cliche and does something new with it, here it’s simply a location. Similarly, in those films he draws unsettling parallels between sexual and violent urges, and between love and obsession, here he merely uses sex and violence as titillation.” Cooler King, Cinema Delirium

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“There are really only two or three significant events in the film; the rest is back story and padding…” Horror Express

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“The absurdist of red herrings is provided by a neighbour who wears a black coat and gloves even indoors. The only truly effective scenes are those with a collection of birds kept in the basement, their fluttering wings nightmarishly intruding upon the heroine’s dreams.” The Aurum Film Encyclopedia: Horror

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Choice dialogue:

“They were in the shadows the whole time.”

“She was knocked about, raped, and then strangled with a belt. Which all goes to prove the murderer had plenty of time to identify her.”

“A lot of people dislike old country houses.”

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Party Night (2017)

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‘Try to make it until morning…’

Party Night is a 2017 American slasher horror film written, co-produced and directed by Troy Escamilla (Stirring). It stars Tommie Vegas, Billy Brannigan and Laurel Toupal.

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Six friends become prey for a sadistic psychopath when they decide to ditch their high school’s after prom party for their own celebration at a secluded house…
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Main cast:

Tommie Vegas, Billy Brannigan, Laurel Toupal, Destinie Orndoff, Ryan Poole, Drew Shotwell, Lawrence McKinney, Candice D’Meza, Jimmy Phillips.

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Filming locations:

Houston, Huntsville and Montgomery, Texas, USA

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Mexican Werewolf in Texas (2005)

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‘Terror has JUST crossed the border!’

Mexican Werewolf in Texas is a 2005 American horror film written and directed by Scott Maginnis (Myopia). It stars Erika Fay, Gabriel Gutierrez and Martine Hughes.

The title is obviously a reference to the 1981 horror comedy film An American Werewolf in London, although it was originally Chupacabra.

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In a dead-end town in the Texas desert where nothing ever happens – something finally does, a series of gruesome murders. While the townsfolk try to solve the mysteries, four local high school students uncover the truth – the killings are the work of chupacabra, the legendary Mexican Werewolf that sucks the blood of goats, but now has developed a taste for humans.

mwit02Working against the bumbling and misdirected actions of the adults, the four students devise a plan to capture the beast and claim a lucrative bounty that will finally allow them to escape the confines of their backwards hometown.

However, when one of the girl’s father utilises the hysteria to enact his own agenda, the students are faced with a complication for which they are not prepared. They are left to stand against the racism and hatred pervading their town and take on the terror that has just crossed the border…

Reviews:

“Writer/director Scott Maginnis deserves credit for trying to make a more character based monster movie. He attempts to make the characters colorful and the dialogue crisper than the usual spiel for movies of this type, but Mexican Werewolf in Texas can’t help from falling into the usual doldrums that plague this type of movie.” Jon Condit, Dread Central

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“There might have been an interesting societal message in this tale of a beast terrorizing a border town and stirring up resentment between the white Texans and the Mexican immigrants. But there isn’t. Instead, all the white folks […] are idiot, bigoted redneck caricatures. In fact, most of the Mexicans are caricatures, too, but at least they’re not all stupid ones.” The Hitman, Horror Talk

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“As low budget and amateurish as this is, it’s still strangely watchable. There’s just something inherently amusing about watching a guy in a rubber suit attack people. Of course nothing truly interesting happens in this movie but it kept me watching in the hope that the chupacabra would surprise me. He didn’t. You can let this goat sucker go.” Dr. Gore’s Movie Reviews

Choice dialogue:

“What the f*ck is up with these goats?”

“For once something cool happens in this town and the idiots try and kill it.”

Filming locations:

Lancaster, Los Angeles and Rosamond, California, USA

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Spaceship Terror (2011)

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Spaceship Terror is a 2011 science fiction slasher horror film written and directed by Harry Tchinski (Grimises Rising). It stars Kristen Springer, Jay Wesley Cochran (Buzzard Hollow Beef) and Lacey Blair.

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Marooned on a deserted planet, and then picked up by a old, nearly derelict spaceship, five women and one injured man slowly fall victim to the horrific bloodlust of a deranged killer…

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SGL Entertainment (Sugar Skull Girls; Voodoo Rising; The House of Evil) have acquired the rights to the film and intend to release it later this year on Blu-ray, DVD and VOD.

Main cast:

Kristen Springer, Jay Wesley Cochran, Lacey Blair, Stephen Lestat, Emma Lee Nguyen, Ronda Olshefski, Yulia Hancheroff and Jenny Lin (The Burning Dead; Dexter; Night Out: Vampires).

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Filming locations:

Bonney Lake and Graham, Washington, USA

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Toyfa (2017)

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‘The devil will come tonight. The angel must fight.’

Toyfa – aka Toyfa: Devil 2.0 – is an American supernatural horror film written, directed, produced and starring Stace Williamson [as D.S. Williamson]. It also stars R. Cameron Gordon, Dorothy Dalba, Cassandra Ebner and Sarah Conlisk.

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The film is the story of one man’s journey through his Psychotic Break. What he sees and the world he creates reveals to us the complex and very terrifying reality he experiences.

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Buried in his denial and running from authorities, Bobby Angel produces online videos proclaiming his innocence. The audience is exposed to his perspective as he battles himself, the demon of his nightmares, finds refuge in his delusion and ultimately is lost within it…

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The film’s closing credits will feature graphic novel inspired artwork by Connor Dow.

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We Go On (2016)

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‘Some doors, once opened can never be closed again’

We Go On is a 2016 American paranormal horror film written, edited and directed by Jesse Holland (The Crooked Man; Chilling Visions: 5 Senses of FearYellowBrickRoad) and Andy Mitton (The Vermont HouseChilling Visions: 5 Senses of FearYellowBrickRoad). It stars Clark Freeman, Annette O’Toole (It; Cat People) and John Glover (Gremlins 2).

Paralyzed by his fear of dying, Miles Grissom (Clark Freeman) is offering reward money to the first person who can show him a ghost, an angel, a demon – anything to prove to him that we go on after our deaths.

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Miles narrows the responses down to three viable candidates – a scientist, a medium, and a worldly entrepreneur. And along with his protective mother, he embarks on an adventure through Los Angeles that will spiral into an unthinkable nightmare…

In the US, the film is released on Blu-ray/DVD on April 4, 2017, by Lightyear Entertainment.

Reviews:

“As with Yellowbrickroad, a sort of slasher pic minus the usual cheap thrills, We Go On provokes both admiration and some annoyance with its meandering, occasionally cryptic storytelling […] though O’Toole, creating a fully rounded, relatable character despite some implausible writing, does much to keep the proceedings psychologically grounded.” Dennis Harvey, Variety

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“It’s great to see a ghost hunting film that isn’t just a bunch of film students running around an abandoned asylum. It’s a film where the character actually has motivation and purpose for the ghost hunting. Miles is a sympathetic character rather than a pitiable one which makes all the difference, you’re along for the journey, his quest into the paranormal.” Christopher Stewart, UK Horror Scene

We Go On takes you in several directions and each one is satisfying. There is a lot of creeping horror and plenty of authentic ghost story elements to go around. I really found myself enjoying the fact that those elements were all intertwined with family bonds, love and an interesting look at the afterlife.” Trey Hillburn III, iHorror.com

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Filming locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

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Zombie Hotel – animated series (2005 – 2007)

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Zombie Hotel is a 2005 Irish/French animated children’s television series about a hotel run by zombies, created by Jan Van Rijsselberge, produced by French production company Alphanim and shown internationally.

 

The main characters are Fungus and Maggot, two child zombies who pretend to be human to get into their local school, and their family and boarders at the hotel run by their parents.

They make friends with Sam, a human boy whose mother is away most of the time. Sam soon finds out about their zombie powers. Sam uses an old railway carriage as his haunt.

The plot often involves a risk of the discovery of Maggot and Fungus’ zombie nature and the three trying to prevent this.

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Main characters:

  • Maggot is the courageous, bossy and hot-headed twin sister of Fungus. She has a crush on her friend Sam. (Voiced by Aileen Mythen)
  • Fungus is the hardworking, cool brother who loves doing impossible DIY. (Voiced by Hillary Kavanagh)
  • Sam is Maggot and Fungus’ human friend (but he has a crush on Maggot).

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  • Rictus is the children’s father who runs the Zombie Hotel. He doesn’t get along with his father well. (Voiced by Roger Gregg)
  • Funerella is Rictus’ wife. She gets worried a lot, but loves her family. (Voiced by Susan Slott)
  • Jeebies is the hotel’s elderly butler, who has a hunched back. He is quite prone to losing his limbs. (Voiced by Rod Goodall)
  • Chef is a grouchy vampire who is the head chef in the hotel. He is known for his horrible food creations which even the zombies find hard to eat sometimes.

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  • Wilson is Chef’s assistant. His head is detachable and it is shown he can replace it with a new one. (Voiced by Philip McGettigan)
  • The Colonel is a small-headed, but rotund bodied zombie who used to be in the military.
  • Dame Fedora is a ghost resident at the hotel who never stops complaining about things.
  • Uncle Von is Maggot and Fungus’ crazy scientist uncle. He has a laboratory in the hotel.

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  • Francis is Von’s creation and sidekick, a Frankenstein’s monster style character.
  • Tut is a mummified DJ who likes telling bad jokes. (Voiced by Gary Hetzler)
  • Miss Harriet Harbottle is Maggot and Fungus’ teacher. (Voiced by Danna Davis)
  • Mr. Peabody is the headteacher of Maggot and Fungus’ school. (Voiced by Patrick Fitzsymons)
  • Harvey Justine is Harbottle’s adolescent nephew/son, who Maggot, Fungus and Sam have to often reluctantly babysit.

Episodes:

  1. First Day
  2. Love is in the Air
  3. Plumbing the Depths
  4. Zombie Pride
  5. Brat Attack
  6. There’s Something About Zombies
  7. Vote for Zombie
  8. Happy People
  9. Oh My Goth!
  10. It’s Not Fair
  11. Funerella’s Deathday
  12. The Bogeyman Cometh
  13. Dead Trendy
  14. Something Old, Something Newt
  15. Too Many Cooks
  16. Hexed
  17. Inspector Fungus
  18. School Exchange
  19. Movie Madness
  20. The Wrong Von
  21. Night of the Undead Babysitters!
  22. Toying with Magic
  23. Carrots, Sticks and Robots
  24. A Zombie’s Best Friend
  25. The Hug Bug
  26. A Class Act

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Tremors 6 (2017)

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Tremors 6 is a 2017 American comedy action horror film directed by Don Michael Paul (Tremors 5: Bloodlines; Lake Placid: The Final Chapter). It stars Michael Gross (a star of all the previous Tremors films), Tanya van Graan (Lost Boys: The Thirst; Starship Troopers 3: Marauder) and Greg Kriek. It is being produced by Mike Elliott and Greg Holstein for Universal 1440 Entertainment.

Filming began in late January 2017 near Cape Town, South Africa, as confirmed by lead actor Michael Gross on his Facebook page.

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Curse II: The Bite aka The Bite (1989)

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‘The first bite is the deepest!’

Curse II: The Bite is a 1989 Italian/Japanese/American horror film directed by Federico Prosperi [as Fred Godwin] (producer of Wild Beasts) from a screenplay co-written with Susan Zelouf (actress in Beyond the Door III). Ovidio G. Assonitis (Piranha II: The Spawning; TentaclesThe Visitor) was a co-executive producer.

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Originally titled The Bite and released in some territories – such as the UK – with this title, the film was marketed in the United States as a tie-in with the otherwise unconnected 1987 H.P. Lovecraft adaptation, The Curse.

Two more unconnected straight-to-video ‘sequels’ followed, although they were also original productions given a retitling: Curse III: Blood Sacrifice (aka Panga, 1991) and Curse IV: The Ultimate Sacrifice (aka Catacombs, 1993).

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Main cast:

Jill Schoelen (Popcorn; Cutting Class; The Stepfather), J. Eddie Peck, Jamie Farr (best known as cross-dressing Corporal Klinger in TV series M*A*S*H but also in genre entries Kolchak: The Night Stalker; Arnold; The New Scooby-Doo Movies), Savina Gersak (Sonny Boy), Marianne Muellerleile, Al Fann, Sydney Lassick (The Unseen; Alligator; Carrie), Terrence Evans, Sandra Sexton, Bruce Marchiano, Shiri Appleby, Bo Svenson (Sweet 16; Snowbeast), José García, Tiny Wells, Sommer Betsworth.

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Plot:

After a young man is bitten on the hand by a radioactive snake, his hand changes into a lethal snake head, which attacks everyone he comes into contact with. Also, his body becomes filled with snakes. Now, he must prevent himself from hurting others…

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Reviews:

 

“The snake-barfing climax is worth the price of admission on its own. And, unlike The Curse (not to mention most late ‘80s/early ‘90s Italian horror movies), The Bite isn’t boring between its icky moments. The two leads are a likable couple that are easy to root for (right up to their Fly-inspired finale), the supporting cast is appropriately quirky, and the narrative moves quickly (despite some stiff transitions).” Gabriel Powers, DVD Active

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“There’s an entire road full of snakes that Clark and Lisa have to drive over. Then there’s all the snakes that Clark starts puking out of his transformed mouth at the end of the movie. There’s even plenty of snake POV shots to amp up the snakey suspense! And the special effects are all pre-CGI so there’s lots of appropriately gooey props to marvel at.” Monster Hunter

“This retitled feature has no relation to The Curse but is much better. It’s a surprising horror/road movie set in New Mexico. Some Asian horror ideas are used, and Screaming Mad George provided the FX.” Michael J. Weldon, The Psychotronic Video Guide

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“Pros: Good performances, better than you’d expect from this type of film. Some nice shots of the Arizona landscape. Above average special effects. An excellent score. Moves at a good steady pace. Some good gore gags. An awesome, exciting, and gruesome final 10 minutes. Cons: Apart from a few good shots the direction is pretty bland.” S.G.T. King, IMDb

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Filming locations:

New Mexico, USA

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Getting Schooled (2016)

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‘Today’s lesson, survive!’

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In 1983, a group of high school students stuck in a day of detention, have to run for their lives when a teacher in a wheelchair turns out to be an ex-black ops soldier having a murderous flashback.

The wily pack of misfits must fight to the death as they are trapped inside the school with the torture-obsessed psycho…

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The film was released by Midnight Releasing/Brain Damage Films on the 7th February 2017 via Amazon and most other VOD platforms.

Reviews:

“Actually, the premise of the movie is almost a carbon copy of The Breakfast Club, and fans will no doubt spot allusions to many other John Hughes movies in this one, and also Vietnam and army movies of the era get their fair nod. And it’s all made possible by the right eye for yester year’s style and (bad synthie pop) music, and also a reliance on yesterday’s morals, mirrored in some intentionally stilted mono- and dialogues.” [re]Search My Trash

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“All in all I thought it was a very clever film. Lots of jokes and jabs at 80s films and even a few references to Apocalypse Now.” Jonathan A Moody, HorrorNews.net

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Galaxy of Horrors (2017)

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Galaxy of Horrors is a 2017 science fiction horror anthology film comprised of eight shorts that were shown at Unstable Ground’s Little Terrors Festival in Toronto.

Trapped in a damaged cryogenic pod, a man is forced to watch a series of horrific science fiction tales while his life support systems run out…

The anthology series is the brain-child of Little Terrors founder Justin McConnell, and Indiecan Entertainment’s Avi Federgreen. Galaxy of Horrors features eight stories from international directors Todd Cobery, Javier Chillon, Richard Karpala, Andrew Desmond, Benni Diez, Marinko Spahic, Dennis Cabella, Marcello Ercole, Fabio Prati, Antonio Padovan and Ethan Shaftel. A wrap-around story, directed by McConnell, ties the film together.

The first Little Terrors Festival collection, Minutes Past Midnight is already out on VOD, DVD and Blu-ray now.

The new film will play limited theatrical in early March, hit VOD across North America on March 7th, and then come to Blu-Ray and DVD on May 2nd.

The anthology, produced by Indiecan, Unstable Ground and Rue Morgue Magazine, is releasing in the US in partnership between Uncork’d Entertainment and Indiecan Entertainment, while Indiecan and Raven Banner Releasing cooperate in Canada. Further international sales are represented by Raven Banner Entertainment.

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It Comes At Night (2017)

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It Comes At Night is a 2017 American horror film, written and directed by Trey Edward Shults (Krisha). It stars Joel Edgerton, Riley Keough, Christopher Abbott, Kelvin Harrison Jr. and Carmen Ejogo.

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A man learns that the evil stalking his family home may be only a prelude to horrors that come from within. Secure within a desolate home as an unnatural threat terrorizes the world, the tenuous domestic order he has established with his wife and son is put to the ultimate test with the arrival of a desperate young family seeking refuge.

Despite the best intentions of both families, paranoia and mistrust boil over as the horrors outside creep ever-closer, awakening something hidden and monstrous within him as he learns that the protection of his family comes at the cost of his soul…

Distributor A24 (The Witch; Swiss Army ManThe Monster) is releasing the film theatrically in the US on August 25, 2017.

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Sharknado 5… Earth 0 (2017)

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Sharknado 5… Earth 0 is a 2017 American comedy horror film directed by Anthony C. Ferrante (the previous Sharknado movies; Headless Horseman; Boo) from a screenplay by Scotty Mullen (Zoombies; The Coed and the Zombie Stoner).

The film stars Tara Reid (Sharknado films; Charlie’s Farm; Vipers), Ian Ziering (Sharknado films; Tyrannosaurus Azteca; Godzilla: The Series) and Anthony Rogers (Darkness is Coming; Scream: The TV series).

With much of North America lying in ruins, the rest of the world braces for the inevitable: a global sharknado. From London to Asia, South Africa to Mexico, Fin and his family must put a stop to the sharknados once and for all…

The Asylum film is currently in pre-production.

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Bad Movies = Great Trash – article by Bret McCormick

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“Movies are so rarely great art that if we cannot appreciate great trash we have very little reason to be interested in them.”

This quote is attributed to Pauline Kael, one of cinema’s best known professional critics. She also confessed to having a fondness for the biker movies that made such a mindless splash in the late 60s and early 70s.

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“I’m a little unclear on this whole good/bad thing.” Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters (1984)

Inevitably, when someone tells me they love my 1986 movie The Abomination, it’s because they stumbled onto the film at a very formative age. As kids, we are sponges, soaking everything up and trying to make sense of the insanity that passes for reality on this planet. A completely inane film can leave a deep mark in our developing consciousness, because it is puzzling to us or so incredibly different from anything we could imagine adults creating.

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I have a very vivid memory of the impact a cheesy film from the 50s, From Hell It Came, had on my five-year-old mind. I was at the babysitter’s house and had been told to take a nap. It was mid-afternoon and the sitter was watching the film on Dialing for Dollars, a local program that enticed people to watch B-movies by giving them the chance to win cash if their number was dialed on the air.

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I stood behind the door and peered through the crack to watch this film about a murdered tribesman who comes back to life as a killer tree. It was about as hokey as a film can be; the “monster” a tree not much different than the one that threw its apples at Dorothy and the gang in The Wizard of Oz.

Still, the movie left a very creepy mark on my psyche. Partly, because I was raised in a strict Baptist environment in which the word “Hell” was simply not spoken. And I’m sure, the fact that I watched secretly through a narrow slit heightened the experience. For years, I would get an inexplicable chill down my spine when I watched that silly film.

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I believe the question ultimately is not, “Why do people like bad movies?” The real question is, “Why do humans insist on labelling movies either good or bad?” I think the answer lies in the cognitive dissonance that inevitably arises in our minds when we attempt to reconcile the world as it is with the world authority figures have encouraged us to believe in.

Religions have always shaped the here-and-now by applying threats and promises of consequences in a hereafter. Taking a cue from the religions, governments have generated a secular world view that aims at having citizens police themselves. These influences in early life can only lead to the compulsive division of all we see or experience into good/bad, sheep/goats, dark/light, etc. Duality.

Humans are an odd species. They like bestowing awards on people and things. A warrior is given a medal by his king, leading him to be exalted as a hero. Meanwhile, on the foreign turf where he rode rough-shod over men, women and children, he’s viewed as a psychopath. The warrior is both a hero and a murderer, depending on your perspective. It’s no different with movies. We bestow awards on films because they are congruent with the current zeitgeist, or because they support the agenda of a particular organization.

WTF, man? I thought this was about bad horror movies! What’s all this high-falutin’ verbiage have to do with it?

Everything.

We humans want to believe things are separate. We like taking things and dissecting them into little bits. We pretend we’re learning from this process. In reality, I believe we’re just whistling in the dark. The answers to all our deepest questions are not answered. We escape the oppression and uncomfortable uncertainty by turning to entertainment.

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Boys love dinosaurs. A lot of little girls do, too. This love of giant reptiles often expands into an appreciation of all sorts of “monsters.” Perhaps parents encourage you to watch something they think will capture your imagination.

So, you overcome your fear and start watching monsters, aliens and such. Still, you’re probably only watching the “good stuff;” the big budget movies your folks are familiar with. Often times, the young person’s appetite for weirdness outstrips the supply of A-list titles. This is where the schlockmeisters creep into the scenario, filling the demand for the outré.

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Initially, the child is disappointed by these inferior films. Even so, he/she keeps watching every quirky title that gets a hook into the young imagination: Cat-Women of the Moon, The Killer ShrewsI Was a Teenage Frankenstein, The Brain That Wouldn’t DieHow to Make a Monster. These mad movies still demand a viewing simply for the enticing allure of their title alone.

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As the child approaches puberty, a sort of jaded quality sets in and watching “bad” movies with friends seems fun. What better bonding experience than pointing out the many flaws of films such as Larry Buchanan’s The Eye Creatures or Zontar: Thing from Venus while ingesting sodas and popcorn with your mates?

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Invariably, the young viewer crosses a line into dangerous territory… forbidden fruit… films that seem somehow threatening to the adults in the family. A defugalty arose when I was fifteen over an Andy Milligan poster I had hanging in my room. My Mom had previously ignored the thing, Bloodthirsty Butchers, whose infamous tag line was:

“Their prime cuts were curiously erotic… but thoroughly brutal!”

When my grandmother visited, she was scandalised. How could a fifteen-year-old boy be allowed to have such filth in his bedroom? It wasn’t healthy. My mother was swayed and she insisted I take it down. I retaliated by refusing to get a haircut.


Bad films are most certainly an acquired taste. Akin to masochism, I suspect.

As a purveyor of really cheap movies, I must admit that all my creations fall into the “bad” category. The uninitiated viewer is mistaken to think these things are accidentally bad. When they ask questions like, “How on Earth did this atrocity receive funding?” they completely miss the point.

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Bad movies are dredged up from the same polluted well as rock ‘n’ roll (including punk, metal, rap and all popular music’s more violent permutations). Bad films arise from the same impulses that birthed surreal art and the non-art of people like Andy Warhol (whose name was used to promote Paul Morrissey’s Blood for Dracula and Flesh for Frankenstein). They surge toward receptive minds in response to the morbid curiosity that causes people to ogle car wrecks and freak shows.

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As Pablo Picasso said: “Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness.”

Bret McCormick, Horrorpedia © 2017

Related: 

B-Movie Baggage: Filmmaker versus Distributor in a Fight for Survival – article by Bret McCormick

Worst Horror Films of All-Time


Mansion of Blood (2015)

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Mansion of Blood is 2015 American comedy horror film written and directed by Mike Donahue. It stars Gary Busey (Sharknado: The 4th Awakens; Gingerdead Man and sequels; Silver Bullet), Robert Picardo (Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus; 976-EVIL; Munchies), Ray Quiroga and Tom Tangen.

Millionaire Mason Murphy renovates the haunted Mayhew mansion. He moves his family to the estate with his creepy servant Zacharia (Gary Busey). He plans a tremendous lunar eclipse viewing party to celebrate his return to his hometown of River Ridge Iowa.

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At the party, a witch casts a spell to summon the spirit of her dead boyfriend. The magic runs out of control under the eclipse and a series of deadly accidents lead to revenge killings and then all the monsters come out as the party guests are murdered one by one…

Main cast:

Gary Busey, Robert Picardo, Ray Quiroga, Tom Tangen, Tyrone Power Jr., Eddy Salazar, Lorraine Ziff, Mindy Robinson, Jennifer Tapiero, Jaira Valenti, Sarah Alami, Chris Allaire, Carla Laemmle, Sam Stone, Alexandra Cramer.

Reviews:

Mansion of Blood is enormously entertaining, and yet it’s pretty terrible in every regard. Its main problem is that it’s so incredibly busy, and writer-director Mike Donahue has no idea how to pin everything together. We get a cavalcade of characters, a whole host of little situations created at the party during the film’s first half (affairs, double-crosses etc), and – as events progress – murders galore as every horror trope in the book is pulled out of the bag.” Stuart Willis, Sex Gore Mutants

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“As we stared wide-eyed at the screen, it crossed my mind that this was all some sort of colossal joke. But no, it was meant to be an effective horror/comedy/murder mystery. It wasn’t scary, there were perhaps two genuine guffaws and the early scenes of characters trying to find clues to specific treasures – were like the rest of the film – a frantic mess of randomness.” Michael Klug, Horrorfreak News

Mansion of Blood is a really bad film. To say it is poorly made is an affront to other poorly made films. At 98 minutes it is excruciatingly long. It needed to be trimmed by at least 20 minutes. This would not have been hard to do as there was so little cohesion between the various storylines.” Andrew Swope, Rock! Shock! Pop!

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covers almost every facet of horror movies, almost every era, almost every sub-genre, almost anything & everything imaginable with one hell of a cast to boot. All of this could’ve made for a horror movie of epic proportions, BUT (and isn’t there always a but?), none of this is done in any way that’s logical, cohesive, well written or even well produced. In fact, Mansion of Blood achieves epic status, but it’s an epic train wreck.” Brandon C. Sites

IMDb | Image credits: Body Count Rising

 



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‘Girls in love… beware! The strangler is on the loose’

Strangler of the Swamp is a 1946 American horror film, produced and distributed by Producers Releasing Corporation (PRC). It was written and directed by German filmmaker Frank Wisbar and is a remake of his Fährmann Maria (1936). It stars Rosemary LaPlanche, Robert Barrat and Blake Edwards (later a director of the Pink Panther films).

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Plot:

A ferryman who was wrongly hanged for a murder is now a ghost, and he’s more than a little perturbed. He wants revenge, and he’s inflicting strange, violent deaths on the townsfolk responsible for his execution…

Reviews:

“In terms of mood and atmosphere, Wisbar’s imaginative vision evokes the subtle terror of RKO producer Val Lewton, who revolutionized the horror genre with “B” classics such as Cat People (1942) and I Walked With a Zombie (1943). The fact that Strangler of the Swamp was produced at a small fraction of Lewton’s $150,000 budget makes Wisbar’s accomplishment all the more remarkable.” Scott T. Rivers, World Cinema Paradise

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“While it’s not as overtly stylish and expressionist as early German horror, Strangler of the Swamp is bathed in shadows, mist, and moonlight and feels like a spectral dream not unlike The Vampyr. The persistent presence of the ferry recalls Charon and the River Styx, and it’s almost as if viewers are transported to a dismal underworld inhabited by the spirits of the living and the dead.” Brett Galman, Oh, the Horror!

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“The opening scenes are particularly effective, not least because no special effects are used for the spectre’s appearances” Middleton simply seems to melt in and out of the shadows. The one real weakness, probably imposed on the film, is a crashingly insensitive score by Alex Steinert.” The Aurum Film Encyclopedia: Horror

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Cast and characters:

  • Rosemary La Planche as Maria Hart
  • Robert Barrat as Christian Sanders
  • Blake Edwards as Christian ‘Chris’ Sanders Jr.
  • Charles Middleton as Ferryman Douglas
  • Effie Laird as Martina Sanders
  • Nolan Leary as Pete Jeffers
  • Frank Conlan as Joseph Hart
  • Therese Lyon as Bertha
  • Virginia Farmer as Anna Jeffers

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Wikipedia | IMDb


Wish Upon (2017)

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Wish Upon is a 2017 American supernatural horror film directed by John R. Leonetti (Wolves at the DoorAnnabelle) from a screenplay by Barbara Marshall (Viral). It stars Joey King (The Conjuring), Ryan Phillippe (I Know What You Did Last Summer) and Ki Hong Lee.

Twelve years after discovering her mother committed suicide, 17-year-old Clare Shannon (Joey King) is being bullied at school, embarrassed by her manic, hoarder father Jonathan (Ryan Phillippe) and ignored by her longtime crush.

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All that changes when her father comes home with an old music box whose inscription promises to grant its owner seven wishes. While Clare is initially skeptical of this magic box, she can’t help but be seduced by its dark powers, and is thrilled as her life radically improves with each wish.

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Clare finally has the life she’s always wanted and everything seems perfect – until the people closest to her begin dying in violent and elaborate ways after each wish.

Although she realises that she must get rid of the box, Clare finds herself unable and unwilling to part with her new-and-improved life – leading her down a dark and dangerous path…

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The film is being released theatrically on June 30, 2017, by Broad Green Pictures.

Main cast:
Joey King (The Conjuring), Ryan Phillippe (I Know What You Did Last Summer), Ki Hong Lee, Mitchell Slaggert, Shannon Purser (Stranger Things), Sydney Park (The Walking Dead), Kevin Hanchard (Orphan Black), and Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks).

Filming locations:
Ontario, Canada

IMDb | Official site


Life (2017)

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‘We were better off alone’

Life is an upcoming 2017 American science fiction horror film directed by Daniel Espinosa from a screenplay by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick (Zombieland and sequel). The film stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Rebecca Ferguson and Ryan Reynolds.

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A crew aboard the International Space Station perform a successful capture of a space probe returning from Mars with a sample inside. The crew is tasked with studying the sample, which may be the first proof of extraterrestrial life.

However, the study eventually backfires as the organism gains intelligence. Trapped aboard the ISS with the rapidly-growing organism, the crew must find out how to kill it before it manages to escape and decimate Earth.

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The film is scheduled to be released on March 24, 2017 by Columbia Pictures.

Cast and characters:

  • Jake Gyllenhaal as Dr. David Jordan
  • Rebecca Ferguson as Miranda Bragg
  • Ryan Reynolds as Roy Adams
  • Hiroyuki Sanada as Sho Kendo
  • Ariyon Bakare as Hugh Derry
  • Olga Dihovichnaya as Katerina Golovkin
  • Alexandre Nguyen

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Wikipedia | IMDb


The Institute (2017)

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The Institute is a 2017 American horror film co-directed by James Franco (who also stars) and Pamela Romanowsky from a screenplay by Adam and Matt Rager.

In 19th century Baltimore, a girl stricken with grief from her parents’ untimely death, voluntarily checks herself into the Rosewood Institute.

Unfortunately, she is subjected to bizarre and increasingly violent pseudo-scientific experiments in personality modification, brainwashing and mind control, and must escape the clutches of the Rosewood to exact her revenge…

The film is being released in select theaters and on VOD on March 3, 2017, by Momentum Pictures.

Main cast:

James Franco, Allie Gallerani, Tim Blake Nelson, Lori Singer, Scott Haze, Joe Pease, Eric Roberts and Josh Duhamel.

Filming locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

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Return to Horror High (1986)

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‘School spirit has never been this dead’

Return to Horror High is a 1986 [released 9 January 1987] American comedy/horror film directed by Bill Froehlich (Freddy’s Nightmares) from a screenplay co-written with Mark Lisson (Bones), Dana Escalante and Greg H. Sims. It is not a sequel to the 1974 movie Horror High.

The film stars Lori Lethin, Brendan Hughes, Alex Rocco (Lady in White; The Entity) and Scott Jacoby (To Die For and sequel; Bad Ronald). Also appearing, in an early role, is George Clooney (From Dusk Till Dawn; Grizzly II: The Predator; Return of the Killer Tomatoes).

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Buy: Amazon.com

Plot:

In 1982, the southern California town of Crippen was rocked by a series of murders at the local high school. The killer was never apprehended.

Several years later, Cosmic Pictures, headed by sleazy producer Harry Sleerik (Alex Rocco), has come to Crippen to make a movie about the murders, setting up shop in the high school.

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However, it seems the killer is still there, and as crew and cast members disappear left and right, it’s up to ex-student/cop/leading man Steven Blake (Brendan Hughes) and leading lady Callie Cassidy (Lori Lethin) to investigate…

Reviews:

“Despite an incoherent spine, the film rarely bores and it’s fairly well acted in a campy way. There’s one really gruesome murder that involves a guy being nailed to a desk and dissected (Vince Edwards no less) and you have to appreciate the irony of a Biology teacher getting cut open that way. The loon has a great mask/cape disguise and there’s a decent score here too.” Luisito Joaquín González, A Slash Above

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“It’s a 60 minute movie stretched to 94 minutes. There are some fun Hollywood clichés that are satirized, but how many times do we have see the trouble writer getting his work taken away from him, the pretentious arty-farty director and the greedy, titty obsessed shyster producer? We get it.” Quint, Ain’t It Cool News

“It’s poorly done, ineptly plotted and never interesting. Lethin, McCormick and Jacoby should have been better served.” The Terror Trap

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“The innumerable twists and turns of the plot, combined with several shifts in time and perspective, wind up more confusing than intriguing, and most of the humor is purely (pardon the pun) sophomoric. Some of the “in” jokes about the industry in general and horror films in particular are good for a few laughs.” TV Guide

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“The story is infinitely confusing, and I really don’t think it’s meant to be understandable. And not in a David Lynchian way either, in a low budget, we gotta ship a movie kind of way. The kills aren’t anything too great, and for the most part we get quick edits, sounds, shadows and our imagination to horrify us…” Matt Fuerst, Jackass Critics

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“Alex Rocco has a few funny moments as a sleazy producer but this is a series of juvenile, unscary gore gags with mediocre characters.” John Stanley, Creature Features

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Choice dialogue:

Josh Forbes: “Harry, there will be no exploding tit shot!”

Josh Forbes: “We are making a movie. All other life ceases to exist. There is only… the next scene!”

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Cast and characters:

  • Lori Lethin as Callie Cassidy/Sarah Walker/Susan
  • Brendan Hughes as Steven Blake
  • Alex Rocco as Harry Sleerik
  • Scott Jacoby as Josh Forbes
  • Richard Brestoff as Arthur Lyman Kastleman
  • Andy Romano as Principal Kastleman
  • Al Fann as Amos
  • Pepper Martin as Chief Deyner
  • Maureen McCormick as Officer Tyler
  • Vince Edwards as Richard Birnbaum
  • Michael Eric Kramer as Donny Porter
  • George Clooney as Oliver
  • Cliff Emmich as Dillon
  • Panchito Gómez as Choo Choo
  • Marvin J. McIntyre as Robbie Rice
  • Philip McKeon as Richard Farley
  • Remy O’Neill as Esther Molvania
  • John Besmehn as Templeton Smithee
  • Darcy DeMoss as Sheri Haines
  • Will Etra as Mangles Face / Hatchet Face

Release:

UK: On 29 May 2017, the film is released on Blu-ray and DVD by 88 Films.

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Buy: Amazon.co.uk

USA: The film was given a limited release theatrically by New World Pictures on 9 January 1987. It grossed $1,189,709 at the box office. The film was initially released on DVD by Anchor Bay Entertainment in 2002. Image Entertainment issued the film on DVD on September 6, 2011 and then again on February 7, 2012 as a double-bill with Return of the Killer Tomatoes, which also features George Clooney.

Wikipedia | IMDb | Image credits: Wrong Side of the Art!


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